SUBVERSIVE PHONETIC ALPHABET
               this ain't your daddy's
                 whiskey tango foxtrot

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qualifications to make the list:
- general ambiguity, or homonymity
- multiple positives: knight/night
- high possibility of miscommunication
    in low SNR situations

A as in ATE
B as in BAIT
C as in CEREAL             (CENT/CARL)
D
E as in EIGHT                 (ELICIT)
F as in FOR
G as in GYM                (GATE/GARY)
H as in HIGH
I
J as in JORGE    (pronounced "GEORGE")
K as in KARL                  (KNIGHT)
L as in LOW
M as in MANGO
N as in NIGHT         (KNEE/NAVY/GNAT)
O as in OH
P                              (PHISH)
Q as in QUARTER  (pronounced "CARTER")
R as in RIGHT
S as in SERIAL
T as in TWO
U
V
W
X
Y as in YOU
Z as in XYLOPHONE               (ZERO)

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possible sources for inspiration:
www.cooper.com/alan/homonym_list.html


          AND THIS IS A LIST OF RHYMES
       just to make things interesting

  BECAUSE if someone used these on the
  phone you would be seriously annoyed

ATE
BAIT
CATE
DATE
EIGHT
FATE
GAIT/GATE
HATE
I
J
KATE
LATE
MATE
NATE
O
PATE
Q
RATE
SATE
TATE/TAIT
U
V
WAIT
X
Y
Z